BazWoT
Posts:2455
 
 | | 10/10/2008 5:29 PM |
| Did you hear about Ramos getting nicked for speeding? Luckily, the copper was a Spurs fan and was going to let him with a caution. Ramos insisted on being charged as he had to get three points somehow!!!! Seven dwarfs working down the mine when it collapsed. Rescuers call down "can anybody here me?" A voice replies "Spurs are gonna win the league". "Well, at least Dopey's survived" !!! A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What's wrong with your parent's house" asks the social worker. "They beat me" replies the boy. "What about your Grandparents'"? asks the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder", says the boy. "Well where do you want to go"? asks the social worker. "Tottenham" replies the boy. "They don't beat anyone" David Blaine is gutted that his record of doing fuck all in a box for 48 days has been broken by Tottenhams front two!!! | | | |
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Scarlet Pimple
Posts:2068
| | 10/10/2008 5:43 PM |
| Cackall | | | |
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 10/10/2008 7:48 PM |
| Ramos is chatting with the groundsman at White Hart Lane. "The pitch is looking very good" he says. "Yes it does and it should do with £70 million of shit on it every week!" BOOM! BOOM! | | | |
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Scarlet Pimple
Posts:2068
| | 10/10/2008 10:04 PM |
| Have you swallowed a box of farking christmas cracker's Baz. | | | |
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 11/10/2008 1:50 PM |
| Christmas crackers SP, what a bloody cheek!  How about, the new kit? |
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 11/10/2008 1:53 PM |
| How about Eastenders? |
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 11/10/2008 1:55 PM |
| I see Child Protection Services are now involved. |
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 11/10/2008 1:56 PM |
| And just look at some of the parents !!!! |
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 11/10/2008 1:59 PM |
| The Google search engine just keeps improving. |
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 11/10/2008 2:01 PM |
| The Spurs defence have entered X Factor, they are calling themselves.... |
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QPRREPORT
Posts:347
| | 11/10/2008 2:24 PM |
| Of all the London clubs currently in the Premiership, I'd say Spurs were my least unfavourite!
Of course, they should give us back Dean Parrett
And I do still feel some anguish over their stealing our FA Cup...! | | | |
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Darryl
Posts:428
| | 11/10/2008 8:13 PM |
| | Is Dean at Spurs now then? I though he was in Madrid. If he is at WHL he will be back. | | | |
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 11/10/2008 8:15 PM |
| Spurs bought him off us Darryl.
There were, unfortunatley, many factors involved in his going, he didn't reallt want to. | | | |
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 11/10/2008 8:18 PM |
| | And more importantly, stop turning my "Let's All Laugh At Tottenham" thread serious! | | | |
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Darryl
Posts:428
| | 11/10/2008 8:24 PM |
| Oh alright then. er.....just an old one
A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice.
Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."
The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?"
"Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.
The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him three years."
and er,
Three jokes
Blackburn got Paul Robinson
We got Radek Cerny
Spurs got Heraldo Gomes!
I will never diss Radek again!
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 11/10/2008 8:27 PM |
| | That's better, thank you. ;-) | | | |
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Scarlet Pimple
Posts:2068
| | 11/10/2008 9:39 PM |
| I liked that one.................but not yours baz | | | |
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 11/10/2008 9:42 PM |
| | Thank you darling, love you to. | | | |
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Scarlet Pimple
Posts:2068
| | 11/10/2008 10:42 PM |
| Thats ok sweetie pie. | | | |
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Scarlet Pimple
Posts:2068
| | 11/10/2008 10:42 PM |
| Why do i get double posts??? its only just started to do it. | | | |
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BazWoT
Posts:2455
| | 21/10/2008 9:20 AM |
| Stop clicking like a loon bag....
Very temperamental this site or hadn't you noticed? | | | |
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siouxkev
Posts:1441
| | 21/10/2008 10:15 AM |
| | is is parkinsons?????????????that could cause double click... | | | |
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Scarlet Pimple
Posts:2068
| | 21/10/2008 12:47 PM |
| Souxie your a bundle of laughs...................Parkinsons indeed. | | | |
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siouxkev
Posts:1441
| | 21/10/2008 12:54 PM |
| | apologies to real suferers.....lol | | | |
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Scarlet Pimple
Posts:2068
| | 21/10/2008 12:59 PM |
| Noughty boy...........have to get sc to spank you...........again | | | |
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