Cant beleive that you cycled to chelsea wasnt it a bit scary hope you wasnt wearing a QPR top those headhunters would use you for target practice could you give us an account of what happened exagerated if you wish HEAR IS MY FICTITOUS ACCOUNT cycled to stamford bridge got a shower of bottles thrown at me at every pub followed by a burst of laughter had to make an emergancy stop to use a toilet when I came outside the pub my cycle had been hacksawn in half.I started to cry,then this load os chelsea fans chased me up the road but saw a coffin with chelsea R I P written on the outside of it so jumped into the coffin to hide but unlucky for me the coffin had no bottom to it and the police had put it on top of a man hole cover to stop people falling down it,so as I drifted down the sewer under stamford bridge once more I cried thinking how could I have had so much bad luck then I ran into a workman who said are you a contractor I replies no im a QPR fan after hearing of my sad story he showed me the way to another man hole cover which came out at chelsea village so as I steped out of the man hole cover I was showerd with coins by chelsea fans on the balconny of a hotel once I ran past them I finally reached the ground there was ten minuets left hurriedly I looked for my ticket but amazingly I had lost it so the moral of the story is dont try to cycle to stamford bridge your better of staying at home with your beers in the fridge |